Published December 21, 1998"What you want to be holding is a halberd. What you've got there is an adjustable cheese slicer."Two armored castle guards. One holds halberd, one holds giant adjustable cheese slicer.For original art inquiries, please call 212-286-7133 or email email@example.com.Photo licensed from the Condé Nast Collection, home of The New Yorker, Vogue, Vanity Fair and other popular brands. Find this and other artwork at the Condé Nast Collection.