Published December 1, 2003The Three Wise Men of ThanksgivingThree men offering their holiday advise, 'You don't really want to deep-fry an entire turkey on a hot plate in a bitsy apartment.' 'Nobody is forcing you to play touch football.' 'There is no need to drink a lot of cranberry liqueur.'For original art inquiries, please call 212-286-7133 or email firstname.lastname@example.org.Photo licensed from the Condé Nast Collection, home of The New Yorker, Vogue, Vanity Fair and other popular brands. Find this and other artwork at the Condé Nast Collection.